Here is not Tampere

Touching wood, so far everything went smootly, and according with an old italian tradition, while writing I am scratching my...but this is not what I wanted to say. Anyway we all have realised one thing, everything can happen if you are in the wrong place and at the wrong time.
So, when you take the wrong bus and you end up in the wrong suburb, which you have been warned not to end up at night, and its night, and the first person you meet tels you "hombre, no pares aqui esta mui peligroso por la noche", "man, dont stay here, its very dangerouse", whell, something down there becomes suddenly smaller while the red light on your back part of the brain start blinking, you suddenly love a policeman walking on the other side of the street, and you have no problem to walk away with him, as I did.
Or when you just arrive on a new place and casually walking around a car stop and a man screams to you from the window "No vayas por alla porque te van a sacar hasta tu propria mierda!"(which I cannot really translate in english), you just stop and walk back, as we all did.

Fortunately the people keep on warning us, I guess we are learning the lesson well, scratching..hem, knocking wood.


From arequipa,
el idiota numero 1.


Below, example-tutorial of behaviour in case of assault. Starrting: Hector M. and Stefano C.

THE ASSAULT

Tourist reads peacefully unaware of dangerous dude

Dangerous dude assaults tourist with pocket knife

Tourist runs away really fast

THE END...